Sun Times-A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small-claims case is using an unfair tactic by having a buxom woman sit next to him at counsel’s table.
Attorney Thomas Gooch said the woman’s sole purpose “is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings” — a dispute over a used car. He’s asking Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.
“Personally, I like large breasts,” Gooch said. “However, I object to somebody I don’t think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table — when there’s already two lawyers there — dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.”
Thank God, Mr Gooch said he likes big breats, I was beginning to think he is one of these new wave gay lawyers I've been reading about. But he has a legitmate complaint here. Its hard to concentrate on business when a chick has here titties in your face. He had no chance winning this case, not with those fun bags sitting five feet from him. I mean she looks like she's broken a dick or two in her day. And if you take her glasses off she kinda looks like Anastasia from VIPs. Just saying.
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